^ This?

Or this?->

What was it about the 70’s and men in tight jeans? In that picture Percy’s bits and pieces look about split in half. I miss that in today’s world where baggy jeans and puffy fronted dockers trousers are all men wear. Thank god for the occasional cowboy in his Wranglers or I’d never get to see a tight ass in snug jeans. But those aren’t even as snug as our Percy’s tackle splitting denim. Maybe I need a vacation in the Castro or the Hillcrest, do gay men still favor ass-hugging jeans for our package viewing pleasure? Or are they being sensible too? Sighs, How’s a 43 yr old inveterate crotch watcher in a small town supposed to get her jollies  when rodeo season is over?