Glamour and Excitement

Last night: fourteen hours- short staffed-stands out:  drunk college student pukes down my leg while trying to get her from backseat of car to wheelchair- nice – then drunk college student pisses all over self, floor, bed and me before running down the hall- dick flapping in the breeze – sweet - cops come in and little darling gets strapped down in 4pts – good times.  I told everyone I was going for the trifecta – just needed to get pooped on – it’s happened before – not tonight. And people wonder why I love ED.