Am being a brave little writer and trying my hand at NaNoWriMo

Just another wannabe writer who overestimates her talent and wit, but is willing to overlook all that just to put pen to paper, figuratively. Am a collector of bits and pieces, music, information, words, art, humor, obscura, ephemera, macabre, just to name a few. Fond of writing limericks and haiku with Led Zeppelin themes. I have made the same New Year’s Resolution for the last three years: I will not get arrested and put in jail. And I’ve succeeded!!! Yay for me!!! Was informed that I’m not a team player after I told IS that a program they replaced a perfectly good one with was useless. Need to work on my attitude! Haven’t used illicit substances in 12 years, thinking of starting again. Just need to find a kid in high school with connections. Things my mother told me (about me): Good at pushing buttons, overeducated, a cynical bitch, crabby as a baby, full of inertia.

Some of my favorite thing people have said either to or about me online:

“You have a remarkable knack for taking the…” 030608
“I feel like the prey of a hyena. Except that Lalaha and owswfburg are entirely unhyena-like…” 041808
“I like the cut of your jib…” 042708
“…made me laugh so hard, I spit Cola on the screen” 042908